Warning: Pretzel Bag Usage is Serious Business
When handling your Pretzel Bag, always wear your best "I'm a Pretzel Master" face mask. It's a safety precaution, trust us.
Before first use, inspect the pretzel bag for any signs of damage or irregularly-shaped cheese dust accumulation. A good rule of thumb: if it looks like a sad, crumpled thing, it's time for a new bag.
When storing your pretzel bag, do not bend, fold, or spindle. This will cause the pretzel bag to develop a severe case of existential dread. We've seen it happen.
For optimal pretzel bag experience, please consume within 3 hours of opening. After this time, the pretzel bag may develop a strange, unsettling aura that will follow you to your next social gathering.