Pretzel Chaos
A world where the rules of reality are twisted like a tangled mess of pretzels.
Causes of Pretzel Chaos
- Chaos Theories - Our experts have identified 17 different reasons why the pretzel is unraveling.
- Pretzel Greenspace - Where the pretzel's twisted fate is decided.
- Chaos Bites - A podcast where we discuss the latest pretzel news.
Effects of Pretzel Chaos
- Butter Panic - How the world's dairy supply is being ravaged by the pretzel's unpredictability.
- Pretzel Pandemic - A global crisis caused by the pretzel's contagious twistiness.
Pretzel Chaos is not responsible for any emotional distress caused by this website. Or is it?