Welcome to the Pretzel Ontology
The Pretzel Ontology is a comprehensive and humorous guide to the pretzel's place in modern society. Our mission is to categorize, analyze, and poke fun at the pretzel's many roles in human experience.
Learn more about the Pretzel as a Medium for Self-DiscoveryExplore our subpages to discover the many facets of the pretzel's influence on modern life.
Pretzel as a Medium for Social RitualsVisit our Pretzel Ontologists Guild to connect with other pretzel enthusiasts and learn from the masters.
Pretzel Ontology and its Relationship with Quantum Physics