According to renowned scholar, Dr. Reginald P. Pretzelbrain, "Pretzel Existentialism is a philosophical framework that posits the inherent meaninglessness of the pretzel as a metaphor for the futility of human existence."
Key tenets of Pretzel Existentialism include:
- 1. The pretzel is a hollow, crunchy shell with no inherent meaning or purpose.
- 2. The search for meaning is, in and of itself, a meaningless exercise.
- 3. The only authentic response to the pretzel's existential crisis is to consume it, only to be disappointed and disillusioned once more.
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