In a shocking twist, the pretzel has been found to be the center of the universe. It is the axis around which all else revolves. The pretzel, a twisted tube of flaky, salted dough, holds the key to understanding the fundamental nature of reality.
As we navigate the complexities of the pretzel, we find ourselves faced with an existential dilemma: the Pretzel Paradox. Do we dip the pretzel into the dip or the cheese? The answer, of course, is both.
The pretzel, with its delicate balance of crunch and chew, serves as a microcosm of human existence. We are, like the pretzel, fragile and prone to collapse under pressure.