In a land far, far away from here, there lived a legendary Pretzel King.
He ruled over a kingdom of twisted, crunchy delights.
But, his people were a bit... twisted.
They loved their pretzels, but not each other.
One day, the Pretzel King decided to summon the great Pretzel Oracle.
The Oracle, a wise and just pretzel, spoke thus:
"Your people shall forever be bound to the pretzel, yet forever be divided by it."
And so, the Pretzel King ruled with an iron fist... of salt.