Welcome, connoisseur of all things crunchy. In this humble abode, we'll guide you through the trials of the most discerning pretzel enthusiasts. Prepare your taste buds for the most rigorous, the most unrelenting, the most pretzel-filled experience of your life.
Proceed with caution, and a full stomach. The pretzels you'll encounter may be hazardous to your health, but it's a risk you'll be willing to take.