Pretzel Therapist - The Twisty Truths
You've been twisted into a pretzel? We've all been there. Welcome to Pretzel Therapist, where our team of expertly trained pretzel analysts will untwist the tangled threads of your mind.
Our services include but are not limited to:
- Twisty Confessions: Share your deepest twisted secrets with us, we promise not to judge you (too harshly).
- Salting Your Wounds: We'll sprinkle our special brand of pretzel salt to numb the pain, but not too much, we promise.
- Twisting Reality: Our team of expert pretzel engineers will bend the laws of physics and space-time to help you get a better grasp on things.
- Twine and Dye: We'll tie you up in our special pretzel-themed knotwork and dye you a new color, because, well, why not?