Are you tired of bursting into flames at inopportune moments? Do you want to avoid turning into a human-sized firework in front of your coworkers? Look no further! Our experts have compiled the most comprehensive guide on preventing spontaneous combustion, guaranteed to save your behind... and your furniture.
From eating too much hot sauce, to watching too many fireworks, to wearing clothes made of 100% pure cotton, we've got the lowdown on the most common causes of SC.
Do you feel a sudden surge of heat? Do your clothes smell like a bonfire? Are you now a human-sized firework? If so, it's likely you're experiencing the symptoms of SC! Don't worry, we've got the antidotes.