Step 1: Learn the art of staring blankly at walls for extended periods.
This technique involves gazing intently at a surface for an arbitrary amount of time. The goal is to achieve a state of mental clarity, free from the constraints of reality.
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Step 2: Develop a keen sense of hearing for the sound of a clock ticking.
Step 3: Cultivate the art of perfecting the "I'm on a call" voice mail.
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