Here at Overthinkers Anonymous, we've developed a comprehensive guide to preventing everything, because why not?
Method 1: Doubtful Dithering involves questioning everything, including your own motivations and the existence of gravity.
Method 2: Paranoid Prophylactic Precautions requires constant vigilance and a strong stomach for anxiety.
Method 3: Overreactive Overcorrection is the art of responding to every situation with an apocalyptic sense of urgency.
Method 4: Anticipatory Antics involves preparing for every possible outcome, including but not limited to, the end of the world.