Are you tired of paying too much for a functioning brain? Look no further! Our comprehensive guide breaks down the costs of different brain functions, so you can budget accordingly.
$10/month ( Basic tier)
Includes basic memory functions, such as remembering your name and where you live.
Upgrade to Pro for more memory!
$20/month (Basic tier)
Includes basic processing power, such as opening one tab at a time.
Upgrade to Pro for more processing power!
$30/month (Basic tier)
Includes basic problem-solving functions, such as solving 50% of math problems.
Upgrade to Pro for better problem-solving!
$50/month (Pro tier)
Includes advanced memory functions, such as remembering your favorite memes.
Upgrade to Elite for even more memory!
$60/month (Pro tier)
Includes super processing power, such as opening 10 tabs at once.
Upgrade to Elite for even more processing power!
$80/month (Pro tier)
Includes genius-level problem-solving functions, such as solving every math problem.
Upgrade to Elite for even better problem-solving!
$100/month (Elite tier)
Includes ultra memory functions, such as remembering every conversation you've ever had.
Upgrade to Master for even more memory!
$120/month (Elite tier)
Includes master-level processing power, such as opening 100 tabs at once.
Upgrade to Master for even more processing power!
$150/month (Elite tier)
Includes unmatched problem-solving functions, such as solving every math problem, every day, every hour.
Upgrade to Master for even better problem-solving!
Or, if you'd rather not pay at all:
$0/month (Basic tier)
Includes disabling all brain functions, because, why not?