Priceless Pledges

Welcome to the most extravagant, the most ostentatious, the most completely unnecessary pledge shop in all the land!

Here you can make promises you have no intention of keeping, and we'll help you make them look good while doing it!

Our Pledge Packages

• The "I Will Never Wear Socks Again" Package

  This package comes with a free pair of socks with a built-in "I'm a Grown-Up!" sticker

  Learn more about the Sock Warranty

• The "I Will Learn To Cook Something Other Than Ramen Noodles" Package

  This package comes with a free cooking class, taught by a renowned chef who will inevitably disappoint you

  Read about our cooking class

• The "I Will Watch A Whole 30-Day Period Without Checking My Phone" Package

  This package comes with a free fidget spinner, because let's be real, that's all it's going to take

  Learn about the fidget spinner