Primary Predicaments

A website for the most pressing concerns of the 21st century.

The Great Coffee Conundrum

Read more about the bean

The Sartorial Squeeze

Learn to dress for the apocalypse

The Existential Quagmire

Find meaning in meaningless times

The FOMO Fiasco Primary Predicaments - The Frustration Edition

The Frustration Edition of Primary Predicaments

You're on the wrong side of 30 and still can't get a decent Wi-Fi signal.

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FOMO Frenzy Adulting 101: Because You're Still Living with Your Parents The It's-All-About-Me Edition This updated response includes the subpages you requested, each with their own satirical take on the primary predicaments of modern life.