Why Do I Not Have It All?
It's because of Primary Predicaments, of course!
Primary Predicament 1: The Sudden Onset of Suddenness.
You were doing just fine, and then, BAM! Suddenness struck, leaving you in a heap of disappointment.
Caused by:
- Unforeseen circumstances
- Uncalled-for events
- Unexpected, yet utterly predictable, outcomes
Primary Predicament 2: The Inescapable Existence of Inconvenience.
You had a plan, but, alas!, Inconvenience got in the way.
Caused by:
- Inconveniently-placed furniture
- Irksome, yet unmovable, circumstances
- Unavoidable, yet somehow avoidable, outcomes