Because, let's be real, robots are just a bunch of metal boxes that are really good at making us feel bad about ourselves. Like, have you ever had to explain to a robot why you're late with the recycling again? "Sorry, robot friend, I forgot to take out the trash. Again." "I'm sorry, human, but your incompetence is a disappointment to me."
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