Carefully crafted price list for our expert printer repair services:
Minor Carpal Tendon Injuries:** $50 (includes 1x ouch-free oil massage)
Major Print Head Trauma:** $200 (includes 2x ouch-free oil massages and 1x complimentary paper jam removal)
Print Carpal Tunnel Syndrome:** $300 (includes 3x ouch-free oil massages and 1x complimentary paper jam removal)
Printer Head Trauma (PHT):** $500 (includes 4x ouch-free oil massages, 1x complimentary paper jam removal, and 1x complimentary print cartridge replacement)