**The Ultimate Guide to Inmate Messaging in the 22nd Century**
Are you tired of being stuck in the slammer? Do you want to send secret messages to your fellow inmates while avoiding the all-seeing eye of the warden?
We've got you covered. Our team of expert hackers has cracked the code to sending hidden messages in plain sight.
**Method 1: The Boppy Earwig**
Use a small piece of chewing gum to tap out a message on your cell wall. It's like sending a secret Morse code, but without the code.
**Method 2: The Inmate Ink Jet**
Carry a tiny pen and a roll of toilet paper. Write a message on the inside of your elbow, and when the guard comes by, pretend you're just scratching an itch.