We're Not Really Sure What This Means

But We're Pretty Sure You Won't Sue Us Over It

We collect your data because we want to. Like, really want to.

Our server logs are like a bad hangover: we don't want to look at them, but we have to.

By using our server, you're basically giving us free reign to do whatever we want, whenever we want.

But hey, at least our CSS is on point, right?

Subpages:

• Cookie Policy: We Eat Them, They're Delicious
• Terms of Service: Because Who Needs Those, Anyway?
• Our Cookies Are Like, Really Expensive