Privacy Policies: We're Not Actually Reading Your Thoughts, but We Do Read Your Browser Logs

We collect data on your browser logs for research purposes only, which includes but not limited to: your browsing history, search queries, IP address, and cookie crumbs.

What we do with this data:

Our team uses machine learning algorithms to predict your snack food preferences, favorite memes, and hidden talent for writing 20-line haikus.

We may also use this data to serve you personalized ads for cat videos, which are the only thing we truly care about.

Our cookie policy:

We use cookies to track your every move, including your scroll speed, click pattern, and whether you're secretly a robot.

Our cookies are not used for nefarious purposes, but to optimize our website for maximum user experience (or so we claim).

Our cookie policy is subject to change, but our love for cookies will never waver.

How to opt-out:

Don't bother trying, because you can't.

Read more about our cookie policy