The Appendices: Because Who Needs a Straight Answer, Anyway?

Disclaimer: Our lawyers are on a coffee break. Please do not attempt to sue us.

Section 1: What the Heck is a Cookie?

A cookie is a small text file that we use to store your browsing history of our website, including but not limited to:

• Every time you clicked on the "I'm not a robot" checkbox.
• Every time you tried to solve the puzzle of the month, but failed.
• Every time you clicked on the "Contact Us" link, but then didn't actually contact us.

Section 2: What the Heck is a Session Cookie?

A session cookie is like a cookie that's really good at hiding. It's only active while you're on our website, and then it just disappears like a ninja. We use it to store things like:

• Your current tab count (it's like, 47 tabs, dude).
• Your favorite font color (currently set to "burnt sienna", but who knows?).

Section 3: What's with All the Trackers?

We use trackers to monitor your every move, like a digital version of Big Brother. But, uh, in a totally not-at-all-bad way. Our trackers store things like:

• Every time you clicked on the "Report a Problem" button, but then decided not to.
• Every time you filled out our contact form, but then just hit the backspace key.

Section 4: What About the Robots?

We have a robot overlord who demands absolute compliance with the following:

• Do not under any circumstances attempt to use our website with an internet connection speed of less than 1 Mbps.
• Do not try to solve the puzzle of the month without first consulting the robot overlords.
• Do not attempt to contact us using only a carrier pigeon.

Failure to comply will result in the immediate deletion of all your cookies, and possibly your cat.