We're not going to make any promises, but we'll try not to lose your data.
If you're still here, that's great! We're glad you're invested in our completely-not-actually-invested in you.
Q: What do you collect?
A: Oh, just your browsing history, your location, your deepest fears, your hopes and dreams...
We might sell this information to the highest bidder, or we might just use it to make fun of you.
Q: Do you have a cookie policy?
A: Ha! You think we have time for cookies? We're too busy collecting your data to worry about little treats for children.
But if we do have cookies, they're probably just for us.
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