Our Cookie Policy: Because You're a Spy

We use cookies to monitor your every move. Like, every move. We're like the NSA, but with fewer explosions.

• Why are you even here? We're watching you, by the way.
• Why do we need to know your location? Because our lawyers say we have to.
• What about your email address? We already have it. It's in your browser's autocomplete thingy.
• Can you opt out of this? Are you kidding me? You're on the internet; we have the power.

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