Article 2: The Right to be Heard
Don't just be seen, be heard! Learn how to express yourself without being overheard by the wrong people. Or, you know, just use a megaphone.
Article 1: The Right to Remain Incognito
As a member of the Neo-British monarchy, you're entitled to a certain level of discretion. Learn how to keep your affairs out of the public eye, even from the prying eyes of the paparazzi.