Our Servers are Always Listening
Our servers are always on the lookout for your every move, your every click, your every breath. They're like the NSA of web servers, but, you know, without the whole "surveillance" thing. We just want to make sure you're having a good time, not that we're secretly controlling your mind.
We're not just monitoring your browsing history, we're also reading your thoughts. Okay, maybe not literally, but we can tell when you're thinking about something, because, you know, our servers are always listening.
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