Probabilistic Produce

Welcome to the most unpredictable produce stand in the city!

We don't really know what we're selling or when it'll be ready, but it's probably something.

Current Offerings

• Apples ( probably)
• Carrots (if we remember to restock)
• Bananas (if the monkeys don't take them)

Special Offers

• Buy one get one free (of something, possibly the same thing)
• Discounts for customers with a strong stomach

Mystery Produce

• This thing
• That thing
• Something that's definitely not that thing