The Universe is a Coin Toss

Welcome to Probability is NOT Optional, where the rules don't apply and everything is a crapshoot. Our servers are powered by the whims of the cosmos, so don't even bother trying to understand the odds.

Here are the probabilities for today:

• Chance of getting a decent cup of coffee: 0%
• Probability of encountering a rational human being: 1 in a million
• Odds of the apocalypse occurring: 100%

Visit our other pages:

• Chaos Theorist for expert analysis on the unpredictability of everything.
• Quantum Leap of Faith for the latest on quantum physics and its applications to your daily life.
• Odds Against Us for the most depressing odds and statistics.