Procedure-1: The Complications of Being a Grown-Up

Subsection 1: The Never-Ending Bills

You wake up every morning to the sound of your phone blowing up with reminders of bills to pay, appointments to keep, and social media notifications to scroll through.

But don't worry, it's not all bad. You can pay them, or at least pretend to. Check out our guide to creative bill avoidance!

Subsection 2: The Constantly-Evolving Expectations

From your partner's expectations of you to your coworker's expectations of meeting deadlines, it's hard to keep up. Discover our tiered system of expectation management!

Subsection 3: The Unreliable Commute

Your daily commute is an exercise in existential dread, a never-ending cycle of traffic jams, delayed busses, and the occasional spontaneous combustion of your car's engine. Consult our expert guide to surviving the daily grind!

And that's not even counting the bonus chapter on adulting!