Procedure 1: The Grand Plan for Total Global Domination

Step 6: The Inevitable Conflagration

At this stage, our carefully laid plans are finally about to come to fruition. With the world in shambles, we'll be the only ones still standing. Or, at the very least, we'll be the only ones with functioning plumbing.

As the flames of chaos engulf the globe, we'll be sipping champagne and laughing maniacally from the ashes of our enemies.

But don't get too comfortable, comrades! There's still much work to be done.

Proceed to Step 7: The Final Reckoning