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Mystery Meatballs of Doom Pancakes with a Vanilla Panic

Prochrifted Recipes - For the Utterly Inept

Are you tired of cooking like a normal human being? Do you enjoy the thrill of burning your dinner and wondering why the fire department called you 5 times? Then you've come to the right place!

Our recipes are designed to be so bad, they're good! Or at least, they're a great way to pass the time while waiting for the apocalypse.

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