Procrastination 101: Techniques for Maximum Time-Wasting

Chapter 4: The Art of Binge-Watching

Ah, yes. Binge-watching. The ultimate procrastination technique. It's all about finding that one perfect show that you can just get lost in, and never actually do any work. Or, you know, important life tasks.

• Find that one show that you just can't get enough of. (Tip: try to find a show with a complex mythology, so you can just get lost in the intricate plotlines).
• Set up multiple devices to play the show at the same time. Because, who needs focus when you're binge-watching 4 different seasons at once?
• Use a "research" paper to keep track of your progress. (Just write down episode numbers, and occasionally check to see what you've seen).

And, of course, the key to successful binge-watching is to never, ever, leave your house for anything as mundane as, say, "adulting" or "productivity".