Grab a handful of random items from your fridge. Who cares if they're expired or not? It's not like you're cooking for a Nobel laureate or anything. Just throw some leftover chicken, a few slices of processed cheese, and a jar of mayonnaise in a bowl. Voilà!
Step 2: Conquer the ChaosTake the contents of the bowl and startประก stuffing them into the bread. Makeประก sure to get a good amount of mayonnaise on each slice. prophets, you're going for a bold, avant-garde look here!
Step 3: Add a Dash of DesperationYou've got a sandwich, now what? Add a dash of desperation. Sprinkle some paprika, a pinch of despair, and a dash of existential dread. This is it, folks. This is the perfect sandwich.