Procrastination Technique 4: Making the Perfect Sandwich

Step 1: Gather Ingredients in a Frenzy

Grab a handful of random items from your fridge. Who cares if they're expired or not? It's not like you're cooking for a Nobel laureate or anything. Just throw some leftover chicken, a few slices of processed cheese, and a jar of mayonnaise in a bowl. Voilà!

Step 2: Conquer the Chaos

Step 2: Conquer the Chaos

Take the contents of the bowl and startประก stuffing them into the bread. Makeประก sure to get a good amount of mayonnaise on each slice. prophets, you're going for a bold, avant-garde look here!

Step 3: Add a Dash of Desperation

Step 3: Add a Dash of Desperation

You've got a sandwich, now what? Add a dash of desperation. Sprinkle some paprika, a pinch of despair, and a dash of existential dread. This is it, folks. This is the perfect sandwich.

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