Mastering the Art of Doing Nothing
1. Play a game of 'I'll start my homework when the squirrels start their poker tournament.'
2. Browse online for hours for the perfect keyboard to play video games with your non-existent children. (Note: You're not really going to do that, are you?)
3. Read an entire book series while pretending it's research.
4. Create a to-do list that only includes 'watch cat videos' and 'eat pizza'.
5. Pretend to work on projects while actually playing World of Warcraft.
6. Organize your digital stationery into folders and subfolders.