The Binge Eating Bureaucracy

Welcome to the official government agency for all your eating-related needs!

Are you experiencing excessive hunger pangs? Do you find yourself devouring entire pizza pies in one sitting? Look no further! Our team of experts will provide you with the guidance and support you need to binge with confidence.

Click here for tips on how to optimize your binge-eating sessions.

Subsidized Snacking

As a valued citizen of the Binge Eating Bureaucracy, you are eligible for our exclusive snacking subsidies!

Apply here for our snacking stipend program.

Click here for your complimentary medical certification Or, click here to identify and overcome your bad habits And, of course, don't forget to apply for our insurance coverage!