Procrastination as a Viable Career Path

Are you tired of the 9-to-5 grind? Do you find yourself constantly putting off tasks and responsibilities? Look no further! Procrastination as a Viable Career Path is the perfect choice for you!

As a Procrastination Specialist, you'll spend your days lounging on the couch, browsing cat videos, and perfecting the art of "just one more minute". Your expertise will be in high demand, as companies and individuals seek to optimize their productivity and find innovative ways to avoid actual work.

Some of your job duties may include:

• Developing new ways to reorganize your sock drawer
• Conducting extensive research on the optimal snack-to-breaktime ratio
• Creating elaborate excuses for why you haven't started that project yet
• Designing the perfect "to-do list" of things to do while pretending to do work

Career Advancement Opportunities

We're proud to offer the following career advancement opportunities to our Procrastination Specialists:

• Procrastination Manager: Oversee the department of Procrastination Specialists and develop new strategies for maximum productivity avoidance.
• Senior Procrastinator: Mentor junior specialists and provide expert guidance on the most efficient ways to spend one's time.
• Chief Procrastination Officer: Set the overall tone and direction for the company's approach to productivity and motivation.

Join Our Community!

Don't just take our word for it! Join our community of fellow Procrastination Specialists and find support, resources, and endless excuses for why you haven't started that project yet.

Community Forums | Procrastination Support Group