Procrastination Techniques

The Art of Doing Nothing

Techniques for the Modern Procrastinator

• 1. Video Games - Master the art of pretending to be busy while playing Fortnite.
• 2. Sock Puppets - Create a puppet show in your living room and convince yourself you're a renowned thespian.
• 3. Memes - Craft the perfect image macro for your social media presence.
• 4. Philosophical Navel Gazing - Spend hours pondering the meaninglessness of life while staring at a wall.
• 5. Organizational Tips - Create an elaborate system for organizing your dirty socks, then promptly forget what it is.