Product Line Management

Here at Blerg Industries, we take pride in our product line of utterly useless, yet somehow fascinating, products.

Our team of highly trained, yet slightly unhinged, engineers have crafted a range of wondrous items that will make you wonder why you bothered.

Check out our latest products:

• Inflatable Hamsters - Because who doesn't want a hamster that's 100% guaranteed to drive you to the brink of madness?
• Robotic Toilet Brushes - For when you just can't seem to get that last bit of toilet paper to cooperate.
• Dancing Egg Tray - A tray that will make you question the fabric of space and time.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous:

• Accidentally Spraying Fart Noise Emitters - For when you just can't seem to get that perfect fart sound effect.
• Quantum Flap Joint Venture - A joint venture that defies the fundamental laws of physics.