The four-legged frenemy is a feature that will make your enemies hate you even more.
This feature is currently in beta and may cause spontaneous combustion, existential dread, or a strong desire to watch cat videos.
Known Issues:
- Causes excessive sweating in those with high levels of anxiety
- May trigger an intense urge to reorganize your sock drawer
- Potentialy leads to the development of a crippling fear of small, round furniture
- Has been known to turn your hair bright purple
Features
- Unlimited frenemy generation
- Automated hate-letter writing
- Integrated sock-organizer
- Optional: Add a personal message to the frenemy's voicemail