Asteroid Beans

Welcome to the Galactic Bean Empire

Beans, the ultimate space food. Grown on the dark side of the moon, harvested with the power of pure awesomeness.

We have:

• Asteropean Black Beans: The rare and mysterious beans found only on asteroids with a 90% chance of impact.
• Galactic Pinto: Beans with a hint of stardust, grown under the light of a binary star.
• Dark Matter Beans: Beans that defy the laws of physics, because, you know, they're beans.

Visit our other subpages:

Beans and Space Laws

Beans in Space Warfare