Extreme Prolongation Techiques

Welcome to the land of doing things slower, more inefficiently, and with more flair!

1. The Art of Procrastination-by-Design

Take a 30-minute break to stare out the window, contemplate the meaning of life, and wonder if you'll ever finish that report.

Learn more Get the Procrastination Widget

2. Extreme Distractions

Watch cat videos, browse memes, or play Solitaire. Because who needs focus, anyway?

Distract yourself with our curated meme collection! Join our Solitaire club and waste an entire shift

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