Step 1: Take a Three-Hour Lunch
Because, let's be real, you're not really hungry, but you need a break from the existential dread of coding.
Learn more about Italian food to distract yourself from your tasksBecause, let's be real, you're not really hungry, but you need a break from the existential dread of coding.
Learn more about Italian food to distract yourself from your tasksJust watch a highlight reel of some obscure Italian football team, it's like a national pastime, apparently.
More Italian football for your eyeschannel your inner Boccaccio and write a 14-line poem about the meaninglessness of life, but with Italian flair.
Dive into the depths of Italian existentialismTry to pronounce "cappuccino" with the correct amount of disdain, and "pizza" with the correct amount of nonchalance.
Listen to Italian accent tapes for inspiration