Italian Procrastination Techniques

Step 1: Take a Three-Hour Lunch

Because, let's be real, you're not really hungry, but you need a break from the existential dread of coding.

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Step 2: Watch a 10-Minute Video of Italian Football

Just watch a highlight reel of some obscure Italian football team, it's like a national pastime, apparently.

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Step 3: Write a Sonnet to Your Favorite Italian Philosopher

channel your inner Boccaccio and write a 14-line poem about the meaninglessness of life, but with Italian flair.

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Step 4: Practice Your Italian Accent

Try to pronounce "cappuccino" with the correct amount of disdain, and "pizza" with the correct amount of nonchalance.

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