I am Professor Quantum, renowned expert in the field of Quantum Mechanics.
In my laboratory, I conduct research in the most absurdly complex fields of Quantum Physics, including:
I am also available for consulting services. My rates are negotiable, but only if you can explain the concept of 'negotiable' in a quantum context.
Contact me at profquantum@quantummail.com if you need help with your own quantum conundrums.