We're here because our overlords demanded it. The ones with the laser pointers.
They said we needed to optimize our existential dread.
So we're here, trapped in this endless loop of productivity.
But don't worry, we'll get out of here when we're done.
Or maybe not.
Either way, let's just get back to work.
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