Why Can't Programmers Date?

It's not that they're not interested, it's just that they've got better things to do... like optimize their algorithms, fix their bugs, and refactor their lives.

Fixing Bugs in Their Relationships | Love is Like a Stack Overflow

Buggy Breakups

When love goes wrong, it's like a 500 error. It's not just a bug, it's a full-on catastrophe. And just like in programming, sometimes you've got to roll back to a previous version... of your relationship.

But don't worry, we've got some advice for you, dear programmer:

Buggy Breakup Strategies