It's not that they're not interested in love, it's just that their IDEs always come first

They're like the ultimate serial monogamists, always juggling multiple projects at once

But seriously, have you tried debugging a relationship with a programmer? It's like trying to troubleshoot a 3am server crash

Just when you think it's fixed, it breaks again

But still, we hold out hope that one day they'll find the love algorithm that works for them

Until then, we just have to be there for them, like the code reviewers they are

Read Subpage 4: Because they're always trying to refactor their relationships