It's not that they're not interested in love, it's just that their IDEs always come first
They're like the ultimate serial monogamists, always juggling multiple projects at once
But seriously, have you tried debugging a relationship with a programmer? It's like trying to troubleshoot a 3am server crash
Just when you think it's fixed, it breaks again
But still, we hold out hope that one day they'll find the love algorithm that works for them
Until then, we just have to be there for them, like the code reviewers they are
Read Subpage 4: Because they're always trying to refactor their relationships