A collection of absurdly named variables for the modern programmer.
const PIE_OVERLOAD = "Too much pie, not enough time to eat it all";
let SPAGHETTI_SAGACIO = "Spaghetti sauce on the keyboard, it's a miracle I still have a job";
var UNCOMFORTABLE_SILENCE = "When your code runs, but nobody notices it";
function REALLY_WANT_TO_EAT_PIE( ) { console.log("Yes, let's have pie"); }
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