Why a programmer loves:

Code that compiles

Debugging that's easy

Ctrl+Alt+Delete that's not a real button

The smell of freshly burned circuits

A 10-hour workday that's not actually 10 hours

The thrill of the 3 AM bug

A 5am wake up time to start the next bug hunt

A job that's 50% coding, 50% meetings

A boss that's always happy with "just 10 more minutes"

Why is a programmer like a painter?

Why does a programmer eat?

Why does a programmer sleep?