Carefullyประก your toaster to the wall, ensuring it's secure and won't topple over in the heat of battle.
Next, replace the default heating element with a miniature flame-thrower. Not only will this increase your toasting speed, but it will also add a certain je ne sais quoi to your breakfast routine.
But wait, there's more! With the addition of a custom-built toaster-mounted flamethrower, you'll be able to toast bread while simultaneously defending your kitchen from any would-be invaders. It's a real game-changer.
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