It seems your toaster has developed a case of the vapors. Check your toaster's power cord for damage and make sure it's plugged into a working outlet.
Learn more about Issue 1Your toaster has developed a case of the over-toasting syndrome. Check your toaster's toast settings and make sure it's not set to 'Extra Crispy'.
Learn more about Issue 2Your toaster has become sentient and has developed a love for confetti. Try unplugging it for a few minutes and then plug it back in. If the problem persists, consult the toaster's user manual for the 'Reset Toaster to Factory Settings' procedure.
Learn more about Issue 3If you've tried the above solutions and your toaster still won't behave, try contacting our support team at support@toastercorp.com for further assistance.