Issue 2: Over-Toastifying

Your toaster is producing an excessive amount of toast. This is not a problem, but it's still a problem.

Solutions:

1. Adjust the Toaster's Toaster-Settings

Check the Toaster's settings menu to see if the "Extra Crispy" option has been enabled. Disable it, you numpty.

2. Clean the Toaster's Crumb Tray

Your toaster's crumb tray is overflowing with burnt offerings. Clear it out, you hear me?

3. Call a Toaster Technician (aka, your neighbor)

If all else fails, call on the expertise of your local toaster technician. They'll have you up and toasting in no time (or at least, they'll have you up and toasting in 30 minutes, minus travel time).